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    A man enters a bar with his pet monkey. The man walks straight up to the bar when his monkey companion jumps on a nearby pool table grabs a pool ball and swallows it whole. The bartender, shocked, asks the man “Why in the hell did he do that?”

    The man replies, “He always eats things whole.”

    Two days latter the same man with his monkey go into the same bar. This time the monkey follows the man to the bar. The monkey grabs a peanut off the bar sticks it up his arse and then eats it.

    The bartender shocked at this asks, “Why did he stick it up his arse first?” The man replies, “Ever since the pool ball he makes sure everything will fit.”
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    Lol......... :)

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    • #3
      yuck! LOL! :rofl2:
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