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    On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. “Would it be right,” he asked, “for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?”

    “Absolutely not!” replied the pastor. “In that case,” said the young man, “I wonder if you’d consider returning the hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and me last July.”

    ...And shephards we shall be. For thee my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee. And teeming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E Fili, E Spiritu Sancti.

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    LOL! You got so many, I can't keep up reading them all!:)
    If you cannot find what you seek within, you will not find it without.


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        okay okay heres one but its kinda bad,........whats the difference between a cree man and a picnic table????

        a picnic table can support a famileeee



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