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okay okay heres one but its kinda bad,........whats the difference between a cree man and a picnic table????
a picnic table can support a famileeee
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Till death do us part.......
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. “Would it be right,” he asked, “for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?”
“Absolutely not!” replied the pastor. “In that case,” said the young man, “I wonder if you’d consider returning the hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and me last July.”
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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a U.S. Marine Corps base. He goes to the front gate, and says to the sentry, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"
To his surprise, the Marines accept him enthusiastically. They feed him at the officer's...11-10-2008, 07:10 PM -
A man was walking down this path when he tripped over a bottle. When he turned around, a genie had popped out. He got up and walked back to the genie who said....." I will grant you one wish, one wish only".....well the man thought about it for a few seconds and said to the genie....."...01-10-2013, 05:56 PM -
Gas Prices Drive Man to Commute by Horse
Associated Press - Sun. Sep 4, 9:07 PM ET
MINOT, ND -- Jim Jundt was so determined to rein in his spending on gasoline that he got out of bed early and rode his 14-year-old quarterhorse mare to work.
Jundt lives 15 miles...09-05-2005, 12:49 PM -
A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day.
They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic.
This is followed by the screech...07-19-2004, 06:23 PM
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