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    SON SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?

    DAD SAYS: Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find
    out anyway!

    Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN.
    Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe.

    We snuck into a secluded room and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick.

    As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.

    Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little virus appeared.

    And that's the story.
    Inuk*



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  • #2
    that was cute:blushing:

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    • #3
      right on :)
      Inuk*



      "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
      A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
      A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
      Join my on my face book fan page:

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      • #4
        and thats how it goes

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        • #5
          cute
          don't you be wastin' all your money
          on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





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