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    A rooster is walking along one day when he comes to a riverbank with a big
    bag of cat food beside it. Uninterested in the bag, he looks over to the
    other side and sees a huge bag of chicken feed which instantly makes his
    mouth water. Beside the bag of feed is a small cat that is hungrily eyeing
    the cat food on his side.

    The two look at each other and wonder what to do. The rooster says, "I
    know, if we run & jump high enough we should be able to make it to the
    other side."

    The cat responds "OK, let's give it a try"

    The rooster heads back about 15 feet, makes a run for it and jumps as high
    as he can. He flaps his wings like crazy and just makes it to the bag and
    starts devouring the chicken feed.

    The cat, now more motivated than ever, heads back about 20 feet and makes
    a run for it. He jumps, and SPLASH! He lands right in the middle of the
    river.

    The Moral of the Story:

    For every satisfied c"ock, there's a wet p"ussy!
    don't you be wastin' all your money
    on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





    Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

  • #2
    dang woman ... ty for the lol

    Originally posted by Ginger
    The Moral of the Story: For every satisfied c"ock, there's a wet p"ussy!

    :rofl2:
    ty for the lol
    Inuk*



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    • #3
      these are the kind of jokes that i've come to expect from you
      :taunting: :blushing:

      your jokes never disappoint!!!!
      that's mighty bun-bun of you!!!!!!!!!
      if i could change i would, take back the pain i would. retrace every wrong move that i made i would. stand up and take the blame i would. i would take all my shame to the grave
      KEEP ON ROCKIN' IN THE FREE WORLD!
      WHAT'S 5'8 200lbs and HARD ALL OVER?
      how come everytime i turn around someone is speaking spanish to me? this is new
      HONOR THY CHILDREN

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      • #4
        Your welcome :) :curtainca
        :blushing: awe shucks your making me blush
        don't you be wastin' all your money
        on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





        Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

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        • #5
          let's be clear in this.... it wasn't the chickens' fault that it was satisfied and the kitty was wet............
          if i could change i would, take back the pain i would. retrace every wrong move that i made i would. stand up and take the blame i would. i would take all my shame to the grave
          KEEP ON ROCKIN' IN THE FREE WORLD!
          WHAT'S 5'8 200lbs and HARD ALL OVER?
          how come everytime i turn around someone is speaking spanish to me? this is new
          HONOR THY CHILDREN

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          • #6
            crazy but true

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            • #7
              I bet your fun to party with! You do have good jokes!!

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