* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed...
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Billy's homework assignment is to think of a true story with a moral so he goes home and thinks about it all night and finally has one. The following day, Suzy raises her hand and says, "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at...03-29-2007, 08:41 AM -
While Yellow Hair was in Grandmother’s country things only got worse for the Sioux on the northern plains of America. There were many other massacres like Whitestone Hill. It was strange that the whites called it a battle when they entered a village at dawn and killed men, women and children as they...10-18-2011, 09:07 AM -
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A Marine Sgt walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender and asks, 'What's with the money in the jar?'
'Well......you pay $10 and...06-20-2008, 05:39 PM