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  • The Whorehouse Doors!

    A fellow passed a house with a little red light burning in front, so he
    stepped inside. There was nothing in sight and nothing there but an empty
    bare hallway, with two doors reading, "Over 35" and "Under 35."

    He decided to be truthful and entered the door that said, "Over 35." He
    found himself in another empty hallway, this one with two doors that read,
    "Over 8 inches" and "Under 8 inches."

    Truthful again, he went through the "Under 8 inches" door and found
    himself in another empty hall, with two more doors reading, "Once a night"
    and "Over 4 times a night."

    Still wanting to be truthful, he entered the door marked "Once a night"
    and found himself back out on the street.

    The moral of this story is:

    "Always tell the truth and you'll never get screwed."
    don't you be wastin' all your money
    on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





    Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

  • #2
    Ginger you did it again...:roflmao

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    • #3
      hahahahah...That was a good one! ROFL!!!:rofl2:
      If you cannot find what you seek within, you will not find it without.

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      • #4
        lol...good 1.



        *Kalilsha*



        If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving u
        When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be u an me..

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        • #5
          lmebo

          :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

          another good one is right ... :Thumbs
          Inuk*



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          A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
          A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
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          • #6
            if i could change i would, take back the pain i would. retrace every wrong move that i made i would. stand up and take the blame i would. i would take all my shame to the grave
            KEEP ON ROCKIN' IN THE FREE WORLD!
            WHAT'S 5'8 200lbs and HARD ALL OVER?
            how come everytime i turn around someone is speaking spanish to me? this is new
            HONOR THY CHILDREN

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            • #7
              :rofl2: :rofl2:

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              • #8
                hahaha...fuhneeeeee!!
                MAY OUR WORDS FLOW FROM THE HEART FOR TRUTH, ENTER THE MIND FOR TACT TO CARRY IN OUR VOICE FOR EXPRESSION.

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