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    A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.
    He finds his way to a bar Stool and orders a drink.
    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things ....

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde gal.

    3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.

    5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

    Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah ... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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    :rofl2: Another great one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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