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    A teacher of a first grade class was telling the children how physically impossible it is for a whale to swallow something as big as a human being, even though the whales are so big. Even though whales are huge, that the inside was small only to allow things such as fish to be swallowed. A little 6 yr old girl said that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher looked at the little girl and said again how physically impossible it was. The girl said " I will ask Jonah when I go to heaven then." Then the teacher asked " What if Jonah is not in Heaven?" The girl repied "Then you ask him!"

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    lmebo

    :rofl2: goot one ... i had to print this one off and share it 'round :rofl2:
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      :rofl2: too cute!

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        lol...kids at that age can be such lil smart azzez and they not even know it! LMAO :Chatter...thats how my son is sometimes and he's just 5 years old LOL

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        • #5
          How funny!

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          • #6
            Dude, now that one made me laugh out loud.

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            • #7
              It is sooo funny! I just love kids.

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