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    Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, they are all excited about their decision to get married.

    They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore.

    Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

    The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

    Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

    Pharmacist: "Of course we do"

    Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

    Pharmacist: "All kinds."

    Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"

    Pharmacist: "Definitely."

    Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

    Pharmacist: "Of course."

    Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"

    Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

    Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

    Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

    Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

    Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

    Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to use this store as
    our Bridal Registry."
    Inuk*



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  • #2
    lol, that was cute funny nt inkuk!

    8-)

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    • #3
      *inuk...
      i know
      lol

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      • #4
        Thats was a cute one!

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        • #5
          heh heh

          glad y'all got a wee lol out of this one ... lol it still made me lol
          Inuk*



          "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
          A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
          A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
          Join my on my face book fan page:

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          • #6
            i told this to my grandma and she was rolling it was funny

            You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling
            You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿?


            ****Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it****

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            • #7
              ...Cute one!!!!:clap::clap:

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              • #8
                lmebo

                Originally posted by eucheefolife
                i told this to my grandma and she was rolling it was funny
                that is so funny ... lol ... right on :Thumbs :Thumbs
                Inuk*



                "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
                A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
                A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
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