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    A few days before her birthday a wife talks to her hubby and wishes she could be 6 again.
    As a suprise he makes her breakfast consisting of waffles covered in chocolate and sprinkles. Along with a glass of chocolate milk covered in whipping cream.
    After that breakfast he closes her eyes with a kerchief and takes her by car to the local fun park, there he uncovers her eyes and tells her he has bought a pair of tickets to cover the rides all day long. After several hours of rides, cotton candy and roasted peanuts and all kinds of other junk food they leave the theme park.
    His wife admits she is hungry for a hot meal and she is also tired.
    He takes her to MacDonalds for a happy meal in the play room and Ronald MacDonald sings happy birthday to her.
    when they get home a few hours later and she relaxes on the couch he once again wishes her a happy 6th birhtday,,,,,
    her only comment was """ You freaking jack azz,,, I meant my dress size!!!!"
    Listen to my heart, not just my mouth! The most powerfull thing we can do is,,,share,,, if we don't it dies with us.

    It is the year of the bear, I am sharpening my claws and will no longer tollerate harrassment.

    Born in Winnipeg raised in the Pikwakanagan, Deutschland was never home! Army brat that had no choice in a parents duties to home and country. I Too Serve our flag and work for the uniform.
    Stand behind our troops or stand IN FRONT of them.

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    :p cute!

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    • #3
      Me too I wanna be size 6, AGAIN working on it though!
      :p Your First and Last Love Is Self Love! :p

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      • #4
        hehe good 1


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