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  • Helpful Phrases For Work

    I found these phrases and have used some. Perhaps you can , also.
    1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of **** .
    2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
    3. How about never? Is never good for you?
    4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
    5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
    6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
    7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
    8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
    9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
    10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
    11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
    12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
    13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
    14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
    15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
    16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
    17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
    18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
    19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!
    20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
    21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
    22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
    23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
    24. Do I look like a people person?
    25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
    26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
    27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
    28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
    29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
    30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
    31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
    32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
    33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

  • #2
    Lmebo @ # 19
    Inuk*



    "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
    A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
    A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
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    • #3
      chi-megwitch nt_inuk
      my sister told me the other day, "oh they're treating you like a mushroom eh?"
      i said what? she says, "Keeping you in the dark and feeding you a buncha bull****."
      lol

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      • #4
        Gotta shmile at that one

        lmebo
        we wouldn't be working in the same office middle of the sky?
        lmebo
        Inuk*



        "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
        A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
        A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
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        • #5
          OMG, #19 is the only one that made me literally laugh out loud...funny stuff. By the way, what in the heck is "lmebo"?
          The true meaning of life........

          Life is all about a$$; you're either covering it, laughing it off,
          kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or
          behaving like one.

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          • #6
            psssst...look toward you right?


















            ah jokes.

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            • #7
              Better For Work Meetings!

              Has anyone seen the list w/ the expressions...then the translations? Kind of like this:
              STATEMENT TRANSLATION
              1. Thanks for sharing that with us 1.Nobody cares wtf you think
              2. I'm glad you asked that 2. For a minute there everyone thought you were asleep
              3. Customer focus is our priority 3. You'll be gettin the bill
              4. I see your point 4. You're full of ****
              5. You're an asset to the company 5. You're an a$$
              6. We value your input 6. good to know what morons think
              This went around awhile ago...and from then on, a LOT less talking took place at most meetings!
              C

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              • #8
                I haven't seen that list in a longgggg time! *L*



                Mussy by birth.....Native by the Grace of God.......


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                • #9
                  lmebo = laughing my eskimo butt off

                  Originally posted by p_town_mami
                  OMG, #19 is the only one that made me literally laugh out loud...funny stuff. By the way, what in the heck is "lmebo"?
                  lmebo ... yup # 19 got me too ... :)
                  Inuk*



                  "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
                  A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
                  A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
                  Join my on my face book fan page:

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by middle of the sky
                    psssst...look toward you right?
                    ah jokes.
                    lmebo ... heeeeeeeeeey grl friend ... working hard ... as always ... lol ... :Thumbs :Thumbs
                    Last edited by nt_inuk; 10-04-2004, 04:42 PM.
                    Inuk*



                    "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
                    A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
                    A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
                    Join my on my face book fan page:

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                    • #11
                      CP...
                      I've known some women, in my time, but never met the Grim reaper? (hope I don't!!) w/u with that avatar? for Halloween?
                      C

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                      • #12
                        Hi Inuk, believe it or not, I actually deduced Lmebo! and better, my computer blew up earlier, and I actaully fixed it myself! Now THAT'S scary!!!!
                        C

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by colonah04
                          Hi Inuk, believe it or not, I actually deduced Lmebo! and better, my computer blew up earlier, and I actaully fixed it myself! Now THAT'S scary!!!!
                          C
                          lol ... yes scary ... lol ... :Thumbs up on lmebo .... lol and :Thumbs up on me now knowing what "deduced" means ... lol ... lessons for you, me and the house.
                          Inuk*



                          "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
                          A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
                          A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
                          Join my on my face book fan page:

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