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The Birds and Bees
A father asks his 10-year-old son Vinnie if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Vinnie says, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, dad," the Vinney sobs.
"When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa speech.'
"At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
"When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no tooth fairy' speech.
"If you're going to tell me that grown ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
"I don't want to know!" Vinnie says, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, dad," the Vinney sobs.
"When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa speech.'
"At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
"When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no tooth fairy' speech.
"If you're going to tell me that grown ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
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