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    you are a Navajo Gangsta .........



    1. IF you have pants that hang lower than your Chei's pants.
    2. IF the bottom of your pants are always muddy.
    3. IF you have piss spots on your brand new Jordan's from the party last night.
    4. IF you carry a cell phone but IF you hitchhike.
    5. IF you got your Commodity Phone free cuz' your kids are on access insurance.
    6. IF you dress your 6 month old baby like you.
    7. IF you dress a lot better than your significant other.
    8. IF you wear winter coats on the hot summer rez days.
    9. IF your shades are pitch black!
    10. IF you refer to your Hogan as your pad!
    11. IF you think living big is living with your parents in an NHA house!
    12. IF you refer the NHA sub-divisions as the "hood"
    13. IF you worship and try to act like the following: Tupac, Notorious BIG, Michael Jordan, 50 Cent, & Eminem.
    14. IF you have the movie "8 Mile"
    15. IF you have the movies "The fast and the furious" part 1 & 2
    16. IF you listen to "tribal live"
    17. IF you think the members of tribal live are cute.
    18. IF you ever attended a hip-hop dance at the local chapter house.
    19. IF you met your significant other at the following "Navajo Gangsta" hangouts: Shalimar, Class Act, Cowboy's, American Bar, Esquire, OP's, Sagebrush.
    20. IF you cruz' your parents ride back and forth at Rio West Mall.
    21. IF you put an aluminum spoiler on your parents or grandparents ride.
    22. IF you spend all your summer chapterhouse work money for that spoiler.
    23. IF you really think all those accessories on your parent's ride will get you laid.
    24. IF you put those accessories on a beat up car or pickup truck, neon lights, spoiler, lights on the wipers etc; etc...
    25. IF you ever ask your parents and your grandparents for gas money to cruz around.
    26. IF you think Phoenix is the same as Los Angeles.
    27. IF you ever cruz'd Midnight Rodeo in Phoenix like it is Rio West Mall.
    28. IF you called your buddy on your Commodity Phone to give you a ride to Phoenix to watch the high school basketball games in March, but you really went cuz you knew Midnight was going to be packed.
    29. IF you have been arrested for numerous crimes and you are the child of a council delegate.
    30. IF you were caught for DWI but your father, the Navajo Nation President, wiped the incident clean.
    31. IF you are looking to settle down with only an African American
    32. IF you call your buddies "nigga"
    33. IF you call your buddies "homie"
    34. IF you call your buddies "dawg"
    35. IF you do your famous hand shakes after every little joke you make.
    36. IF you do your famous hand shake every time you meet your "nigga".
    37. IF you color coordinate your clothes with your "Homies".
    38. IF you tried to run over a dog or cat with your little euro mud bogging car.
    39. IF you try to make your parents car like the cars seen in the "fast and the furious".
    40. IF you are in a gang.
    41. Your gang tags on rocks, trees, and just about anything else.
    42. IF your parents are baby sitting for you every weekend while you booze it.
    43. IF you had a baby a month ago and are expecting again.
    44. IF you drink 40's, even though you know it taste like sh*t!
    45. IF you like the taste of Steel Reserve and that's all you drink.
    46. IF you buy Bull Ice just so you and your "homies" can take 8 second drinks.
    47. IF you smoke Newport cigarettes.
    48. IF you spend your or your parents money on clothes with the following brand: Nike, Fubu, Adidas, Tommy, etc.....
    49. IF you instead of buying pampers for your baby you buy 40's or new clothes and shoes.
    50. IF you spend money that was given to your baby from his or her grandparent on drugs or alcohol.
    51. IF you spend hundreds of dollars on new jordans just to wear them in the dirt.
    52. IF you steal clothes from your homies.
    53. IF you wear "cool water" cologne.
    54. IF you "bass it" on your way to the local rodeo event.
    55. IF you look for chicks at the Navajo Nation Fair.
    56. IF you got into a fight at the fair for hitting on a chick that had a baby a month ago that you knocked up the first evening you met!
    57. IF you persuade your grandparents to buy a Cadillac Escalade so you can cruz' it around Shalimar.
    58. IF you persuade your grand/parents to buy rims for their bomb car or truck.
    59. IF you are 35 years old and dress like a 16 year old Navajo gangsta.
    60. IF your parents are still buying your 35 year old *** your clothes.
    61. IF you are getting offended by reading thru this letter.
    62. IF you are disagreeing with this letter.
    63. IF you dress like a cowboy and change back into your gangster clothes as soon as the rodeo is over.
    64. IF you dress like a gangster but just came from a heavy metal concert.
    65. IF you have the hair cut known as "the fade".
    66. IF you sport a tail on the back of your head, a little off to the side.
    67. IF you are a student of Window Rock, Tuba City, Kayenta, Gallup, Ganado High School.
    68. IF your mother/father is having an affair with a tribal employee or co-worker and is causing you to get in trouble or creating fights for you.
    69. IF you talk **** and throw gang signs to animals.
    70. IF you tell your homies that you busted a cap in a skin walker just last week.
    71. IF you have been caught for DWI more than 5 times and your parent, the councilman, still lets you take his "Escalade" out on the weekends and gives you money that you said was for your kid's new clothes.
    72. Your kids have different fathers/mothers.
    73. If all your kids have different last names or the same as you.
    74. IF you don't bother to check you snag's clans, or if you know that he or she is related to you somehow.
    75. IF you spend your unemployment checks on beer.
    76. IF you and your cousin are in different gangs.
    77. IF you talked **** to your cousin at the squaw dance for being in the other gang.
    78. IF you jumped your cousin with you and your homies.
    79. IF you ever pawned your parents jewelry.
    80. IF you think your still sexxxy even when you are 9 months pregnant.
    81. IF you try to get the guys attention at Class Act by going out for the wet teeshirt contest while you are 8 months pregnant.
    82. IF you don't know who you are pregnant for.
    83. IF you rap with Navajo language.
    84. IF you worship TUPAC, Michael Jordan, Eminem, but don't know who Narbona, Mariano Martinez, Carballos Largos, Hastiin God', Haske Néé Níí, Bííshgháán Néézí, Barboncito, Armijo, Herrero, Manuelito, Ganado Muchos, and all other Navajo Chiefs are.
    85. IF you don't know what year the treaty was signed but IF you know what year Tupac died.
    If I'm not on pws.com, Im busy stacking Commods.

  • #2
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DAMN!!!!!!!!! that's too much!!




    Dang....I got friends that match ALOT of those descriptions!! LMAO!
    "This next song goes out to some girls in dot com. They don't know who they are, but, it doesn't really matter anyway."




    "When the God's wish to punish us, they grant our prayers."

    O. Wilde

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    • #3
      lmao @ rap with Navajo Language!!!! :rofl2: :lol2: :Chatter :Crazy

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      • #4
        LMAO .. im teasing my co-worker rentlessly about the tibal live ones.

        but she swears her son does not have a fade.. roflmao
        ~* Im so sin-seriuos *~Impossible is NOT a fact, its an oppinion ... Rumble young girl RUMBLE!*~--

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        • #5
          Im glad you guys got a laugh out of it...my favorites are


          12. IF you refer the NHA sub-divisions as the "hood"
          63. IF you dress like a cowboy and change back into your gangster clothes as soon as the rodeo is over.
          68. IF your mother/father is having an affair with a tribal employee or co-worker and is causing you to get in trouble or creating fights for you.
          70. IF you tell your homies that you busted a cap in a skin walker just last week.


          Have a goot weekend everyone!
          If I'm not on pws.com, Im busy stacking Commods.

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          • #6
            Isn't City LIghts like a new hangout now?

            LMAO!!


            ....I dunno.

            ... I still laugh when I hear jaahns say they're "Going clubbing" in Gallup.

            LMAO!!!!!!!
            "This next song goes out to some girls in dot com. They don't know who they are, but, it doesn't really matter anyway."




            "When the God's wish to punish us, they grant our prayers."

            O. Wilde

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            • #7
              that was too funny im not navajo but im cherokee so can i be a cherokee gangsta? lol :38:
              **JiNgLe*JiNgLe*JiNgLe**

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              • #8
                :rofl2: LOL
                In the power to change yourself is the power to change the world around you
                *~ ♪♪♪♪ ♪♪♪♪ ~*

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                • #9
                  OMG, if you had to take a test to get in this gang I would fail for sure. I forgot the beginning of the questions by the time I got half way through. I don't think I would be able to get jumped into this gang, too much homework EHHHHHH!!!!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by citlali View Post
                    you are a navajo gangsta .........



                    1. If you have pants that hang lower than your chei's pants.
                    2. If the bottom of your pants are always muddy.
                    3. If you have piss spots on your brand new jordan's from the party last night.
                    4. If you carry a cell phone but if you hitchhike.
                    5. If you got your commodity phone free cuz' your kids are on access insurance.
                    6. If you dress your 6 month old baby like you.
                    7. If you dress a lot better than your significant other.
                    8. If you wear winter coats on the hot summer rez days.
                    9. If your shades are pitch black!
                    10. If you refer to your hogan as your pad!
                    11. If you think living big is living with your parents in an nha house!
                    12. If you refer the nha sub-divisions as the "hood"
                    13. If you worship and try to act like the following: Tupac, notorious big, michael jordan, 50 cent, & eminem.
                    14. If you have the movie "8 mile"
                    15. If you have the movies "the fast and the furious" part 1 & 2
                    16. If you listen to "tribal live"
                    17. If you think the members of tribal live are cute.
                    18. If you ever attended a hip-hop dance at the local chapter house.
                    19. If you met your significant other at the following "navajo gangsta" hangouts: Shalimar, class act, cowboy's, american bar, esquire, op's, sagebrush.
                    20. If you cruz' your parents ride back and forth at rio west mall.
                    21. If you put an aluminum spoiler on your parents or grandparents ride.
                    22. If you spend all your summer chapterhouse work money for that spoiler.
                    23. If you really think all those accessories on your parent's ride will get you laid.
                    24. If you put those accessories on a beat up car or pickup truck, neon lights, spoiler, lights on the wipers etc; etc...
                    25. If you ever ask your parents and your grandparents for gas money to cruz around.
                    26. If you think phoenix is the same as los angeles.
                    27. If you ever cruz'd midnight rodeo in phoenix like it is rio west mall.
                    28. If you called your buddy on your commodity phone to give you a ride to phoenix to watch the high school basketball games in march, but you really went cuz you knew midnight was going to be packed.
                    29. If you have been arrested for numerous crimes and you are the child of a council delegate.
                    30. If you were caught for dwi but your father, the navajo nation president, wiped the incident clean.
                    31. If you are looking to settle down with only an african american
                    32. If you call your buddies "nigga"
                    33. If you call your buddies "homie"
                    34. If you call your buddies "dawg"
                    35. If you do your famous hand shakes after every little joke you make.
                    36. If you do your famous hand shake every time you meet your "nigga".
                    37. If you color coordinate your clothes with your "homies".
                    38. If you tried to run over a dog or cat with your little euro mud bogging car.
                    39. If you try to make your parents car like the cars seen in the "fast and the furious".
                    40. If you are in a gang.
                    41. Your gang tags on rocks, trees, and just about anything else.
                    42. If your parents are baby sitting for you every weekend while you booze it.
                    43. If you had a baby a month ago and are expecting again.
                    44. If you drink 40's, even though you know it taste like sh*t!
                    45. If you like the taste of steel reserve and that's all you drink.
                    46. If you buy bull ice just so you and your "homies" can take 8 second drinks.
                    47. If you smoke newport cigarettes.
                    48. If you spend your or your parents money on clothes with the following brand: Nike, fubu, adidas, tommy, etc.....
                    49. If you instead of buying pampers for your baby you buy 40's or new clothes and shoes.
                    50. If you spend money that was given to your baby from his or her grandparent on drugs or alcohol.
                    51. If you spend hundreds of dollars on new jordans just to wear them in the dirt.
                    52. If you steal clothes from your homies.
                    53. If you wear "cool water" cologne.
                    54. If you "bass it" on your way to the local rodeo event.
                    55. If you look for chicks at the navajo nation fair.
                    56. If you got into a fight at the fair for hitting on a chick that had a baby a month ago that you knocked up the first evening you met!
                    57. If you persuade your grandparents to buy a cadillac escalade so you can cruz' it around shalimar.
                    58. If you persuade your grand/parents to buy rims for their bomb car or truck.
                    59. If you are 35 years old and dress like a 16 year old navajo gangsta.
                    60. If your parents are still buying your 35 year old *** your clothes.
                    61. If you are getting offended by reading thru this letter.
                    62. If you are disagreeing with this letter.
                    63. If you dress like a cowboy and change back into your gangster clothes as soon as the rodeo is over.
                    64. If you dress like a gangster but just came from a heavy metal concert.
                    65. If you have the hair cut known as "the fade".
                    66. If you sport a tail on the back of your head, a little off to the side.
                    67. If you are a student of window rock, tuba city, kayenta, gallup, ganado high school.
                    68. If your mother/father is having an affair with a tribal employee or co-worker and is causing you to get in trouble or creating fights for you.
                    69. If you talk **** and throw gang signs to animals.
                    70. If you tell your homies that you busted a cap in a skin walker just last week.
                    71. If you have been caught for dwi more than 5 times and your parent, the councilman, still lets you take his "escalade" out on the weekends and gives you money that you said was for your kid's new clothes.
                    72. Your kids have different fathers/mothers.
                    73. If all your kids have different last names or the same as you.
                    74. If you don't bother to check you snag's clans, or if you know that he or she is related to you somehow.
                    75. If you spend your unemployment checks on beer.
                    76. If you and your cousin are in different gangs.
                    77. If you talked **** to your cousin at the squaw dance for being in the other gang.
                    78. If you jumped your cousin with you and your homies.
                    79. If you ever pawned your parents jewelry.
                    80. If you think your still sexxxy even when you are 9 months pregnant.
                    81. If you try to get the guys attention at class act by going out for the wet teeshirt contest while you are 8 months pregnant.
                    82. If you don't know who you are pregnant for.
                    83. If you rap with navajo language.
                    84. If you worship tupac, michael jordan, eminem, but don't know who narbona, mariano martinez, carballos largos, hastiin god', haske néé níí, bííshgháán néézí, barboncito, armijo, herrero, manuelito, ganado muchos, and all other navajo chiefs are.
                    85. If you don't know what year the treaty was signed but if you know what year tupac died.
                    #61

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                    • #11
                      Not one of these apply too me, but then again I'm not a Navajo.
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