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    A young lady with a small chest went to Dr. Smith for advice about enlarging her breasts. He told her, "Everyday when you get out of the shower, rub your nipples and say,
    "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." So she did this faithfully for several months, and it worked! She grew great boobs!

    One morning, she was running late and when she was on the bus, she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point, she loved her new boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up, right in the middle of the bus, and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

    A guy was sitting nearby and asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?"

    "Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"

    He leaned toward her and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock
    don't you be wastin' all your money
    on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





    Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

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    :rofl2:



    *Kalilsha*



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    When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be u an me..

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    • #3
      Ooooooooooooooomg!

      :Chatter ^5 Ginger :Chatter
      :Eyepopper omg

      Heeeeeeeeeeeeeelp .... i'm lmebo here
      :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
      That is soooooooo funny Ginger ... ty
      Inuk*



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      A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
      A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
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      • #4
        :rofl2: sheeit!!
        Hockey is soul food.

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        • #5
          lmao :rofl2::rofl2:

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          • #6
            Thank's everybody for reading my jokes:) I'm always happy to share!
            don't you be wastin' all your money
            on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





            Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ginger
              Thank's everybody for reading my jokes:) I'm always happy to share!

              OMg that was funny.

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              • #8
                ROFLMAO!!!! You always tell goot ones!!!

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                • #9
                  ^ 5

                  Originally posted by little wolf
                  ROFLMAO!!!! You always tell goot ones!!!
                  i agree little wolf ... her jokes crack this eskimo up ...
                  :Thumbs goot stuffs :Thumbs
                  Inuk*



                  "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
                  A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
                  A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
                  Join my on my face book fan page:

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