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    There was a little old lady who was very spiritual who would step out on her porch every day, raise her arms to the sky and yell "Praise the Lord."

    One day, an atheist bought the house next door to her, and he became very irritated with the spiritual lady. So after a month or so of her yelling, "Praise the Lord" from her porch, he went outside on his porch and yelled back, "There is no Lord." Yet, the little old lady continued.

    One cold, wintry day, when the little old lady couldn't get to the store, she went out on her porch, raised her hands up to the sky and said, "Help me Lord, I have no more money, it's cold, and I have no more food."

    The next morning, she went outside, and there were three bags of food on the porch, enough to last her a week. "Praise the Lord," she yelled.

    The Atheist stepped out from the bushes and said, "There is no Lord ha,ha,ha, I bought those groceries!"


    The little old lady raised her arms to the sky and said, "Praise the Lord, you sent me groceries and you made the Devil pay for them"!

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    hee hee hee hee thx.... you also just reminded me of a song that make me want to hurl myself of a cliff...

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    • #3
      Originally posted by middle of the sky
      hee hee hee hee thx.... you also just reminded me of a song that make me want to hurl myself of a cliff...

      What kind of song would make you want to hurl yourself off a cliff?

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      • #4
        Nashville Cats?

        Originally posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno
        What kind of song would make you want to hurl yourself off a cliff?
        TT...
        Think she meant "The devil went down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniels! tho if I hear "simply having a wonderful Christmas time" one more time....I may just do that too and cliffs aren't easy to find in SE Michigan!
        C

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        • #5
          Originally posted by colonah04
          TT...
          Think she meant "The devil went down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniels! tho if I hear "simply having a wonderful Christmas time" one more time....I may just do that too and cliffs aren't easy to find in SE Michigan!
          C
          Well, I just went down to Georgia ... I was out at Columbus last week, but I didn't see no devil there. I also went to Nashville and entered the Charlie Daniels Museum right up the street from the Hard Rock's Cafe. I must of missed both of them ... unless I'm the devil!

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          • #6
            Nah... they were all at Tootsie's Orchid Lounge...right across da street from the old Ryman auditorium, where the 'Opry used to be! and the best part was...they were buyin' J/k

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            • #7
              Originally posted by colonah04
              Nah... they were all at Tootsie's Orchid Lounge...right across da street from the old Ryman auditorium, where the 'Opry used to be! and the best part was...they were buyin' J/k
              Shucks! Went to the Wild Horse Saloon and Graham Central Station instead! Saw Tootie's but didn't enter.

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