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muskrat Dec22-jan19:
You Are Always Saving Junk And Dragging Things Around The Yard. You Are Basically A Pack Rat. There Has Never Been A Tidy Muskrat From Your Band.you Should Quit Stealing Other People's Garbage.
ptarmigan Jan20-feb18:
You Haven't The Foggiest Idea Who You Are And You've Stayed Stupid For Too Long. You Are A Natural Liar. On The Other Hand You Are Compelled To The Dinner Table Where, You Make Loud Sucking Noises, As You Devour The Last 6 Pork Chops. Everyone Thinks Your Name Should Be Pork Chop. You Should Stop Going To Bingo.
weasel Feb19-mar20:
You Have No Imagination And You Always Think Inac Or Social Services Is Following You. You Have Influence Over Welfare Administrators And Friends Think You're A Weasel. You Lack Perseverance And Are Generally A Chicken Yet Possess Exceptional Dancing Skills. You Should Wear Mocassins.
owl Mar21-apr 19:
You Are An Old Stiff And This Is Reflected In Everything You Do. You Are Always Whining Over Nothing And Think Everyone Is Out To Rob You Of Something. You Should Start Using Sweetgrass And Start Being On Top.
wolverine Apr20-may 20:
You Like To Work Like Hell And Are A Genuine Jack Of All Trades. Most People Think You Are Just Getting In Their Way. You Are Stubborn And Persistent. You Should Get On Welfare Immediately And Quit Passing Out After You Are Done.
wolf May20-june 21:
You Are Very Intelligent On Your Feet But Lose All Credibility When Drunk. People Like You Because You Know How Where To Get Bootleg 3 In The Morning. This Means Your A Con Artist.wolves Are Notorious For Their Flirting And Pimping. You Should Stop Drinking On Weekdays.
lynx June22-july22:
You Are Sympathetic And Understanding To Other People's Problems. Friends Think Your A Sponge And You Are Always Misplacing Your Sweetgrass. That Is Why You Will Always Drive A Ford And Have A Mate Who Fools Around. You Should Give Up Your Drivers Licence[since It Expired 2 Years Ago Anyways].
july 23-aug 22:
You Consider Yourself A Warrior, Others Think Your A Macho Egotistical Creature Of Habit. Most Bears Like To Pick On Little People. You Have No Ambition And Forever Will Live In Your Mind. Bear People Are Scared Of The Cops But Yet Always Walk Out With A Drink In Their Hand After Closing. You Should Start Playing Bingo.
trout Aug23-sept22:
You Like To Have Things In Perfect Order And Will Nit Pick All Day. Your Sex Life Has Become Well Known, Due To Your Meticulous Nature.friends Think Your An Example Of Institutionalization And Would Make A Model Inmate.you Need To Buy More Underwear.
fox Sept23-oct23:
You Want To Learn How To Make Bannock But Don't Have The Time. You Want To Live The Traditional Way Of Life, But Would Go Crazy If You Missed An Episode Of Your Favorite Tv Soap. Chances For Employment Are Nil And You'll Have To Do Beadwork For The Rest Of Your Life. You Should Start Learning How To Sew.
caribou Oct 24 -nov 21:
You Are Shrewd And Conniving. Your Land Claim Cannot Be Settled Because You Also Want Them To Throw In Others. Your Work Ethics Defy Logic But This Stems From The Fact That You Know Everything. Most Caribous Have Thick,moppy Hair, Yet They Don't Need To Shave. Never Work For The Band Because Relatives Will Always Ask For Money.
moose Nov22-dec21:
You Are Extremly Optimistic And Have The Tendency To Rely On Indian Medicine. The Majority Of Moose Carry Little Bundles Of Leather And Will Do Weird Things Suddenly. You Should Take Centrum Multivitamins, Fast Once A Week,quit The Hard Stuff And Start Drumming[if You're A He] Or Start Tanning[ If You're A She].
You Are Always Saving Junk And Dragging Things Around The Yard. You Are Basically A Pack Rat. There Has Never Been A Tidy Muskrat From Your Band.you Should Quit Stealing Other People's Garbage.
ptarmigan Jan20-feb18:
You Haven't The Foggiest Idea Who You Are And You've Stayed Stupid For Too Long. You Are A Natural Liar. On The Other Hand You Are Compelled To The Dinner Table Where, You Make Loud Sucking Noises, As You Devour The Last 6 Pork Chops. Everyone Thinks Your Name Should Be Pork Chop. You Should Stop Going To Bingo.
weasel Feb19-mar20:
You Have No Imagination And You Always Think Inac Or Social Services Is Following You. You Have Influence Over Welfare Administrators And Friends Think You're A Weasel. You Lack Perseverance And Are Generally A Chicken Yet Possess Exceptional Dancing Skills. You Should Wear Mocassins.
owl Mar21-apr 19:
You Are An Old Stiff And This Is Reflected In Everything You Do. You Are Always Whining Over Nothing And Think Everyone Is Out To Rob You Of Something. You Should Start Using Sweetgrass And Start Being On Top.
wolverine Apr20-may 20:
You Like To Work Like Hell And Are A Genuine Jack Of All Trades. Most People Think You Are Just Getting In Their Way. You Are Stubborn And Persistent. You Should Get On Welfare Immediately And Quit Passing Out After You Are Done.
wolf May20-june 21:
You Are Very Intelligent On Your Feet But Lose All Credibility When Drunk. People Like You Because You Know How Where To Get Bootleg 3 In The Morning. This Means Your A Con Artist.wolves Are Notorious For Their Flirting And Pimping. You Should Stop Drinking On Weekdays.
lynx June22-july22:
You Are Sympathetic And Understanding To Other People's Problems. Friends Think Your A Sponge And You Are Always Misplacing Your Sweetgrass. That Is Why You Will Always Drive A Ford And Have A Mate Who Fools Around. You Should Give Up Your Drivers Licence[since It Expired 2 Years Ago Anyways].
july 23-aug 22:
You Consider Yourself A Warrior, Others Think Your A Macho Egotistical Creature Of Habit. Most Bears Like To Pick On Little People. You Have No Ambition And Forever Will Live In Your Mind. Bear People Are Scared Of The Cops But Yet Always Walk Out With A Drink In Their Hand After Closing. You Should Start Playing Bingo.
trout Aug23-sept22:
You Like To Have Things In Perfect Order And Will Nit Pick All Day. Your Sex Life Has Become Well Known, Due To Your Meticulous Nature.friends Think Your An Example Of Institutionalization And Would Make A Model Inmate.you Need To Buy More Underwear.
fox Sept23-oct23:
You Want To Learn How To Make Bannock But Don't Have The Time. You Want To Live The Traditional Way Of Life, But Would Go Crazy If You Missed An Episode Of Your Favorite Tv Soap. Chances For Employment Are Nil And You'll Have To Do Beadwork For The Rest Of Your Life. You Should Start Learning How To Sew.
caribou Oct 24 -nov 21:
You Are Shrewd And Conniving. Your Land Claim Cannot Be Settled Because You Also Want Them To Throw In Others. Your Work Ethics Defy Logic But This Stems From The Fact That You Know Everything. Most Caribous Have Thick,moppy Hair, Yet They Don't Need To Shave. Never Work For The Band Because Relatives Will Always Ask For Money.
moose Nov22-dec21:
You Are Extremly Optimistic And Have The Tendency To Rely On Indian Medicine. The Majority Of Moose Carry Little Bundles Of Leather And Will Do Weird Things Suddenly. You Should Take Centrum Multivitamins, Fast Once A Week,quit The Hard Stuff And Start Drumming[if You're A He] Or Start Tanning[ If You're A She].
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Horse patties! Ain't no Owl!
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