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    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

    "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
    Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.


    The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

    Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

    The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

    Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
    She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."


    She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
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    The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
    (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
    Never take life too seriously!
    Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!
    Have a lovely day!
    Inuk*



    "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
    A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
    A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
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  • #2
    Yeppers, I was singing it! But then I sing the ABC song when the cops stop me at a sobriety checkpoint!
    ...it is what it is...

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      *Kalilsha*



      If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving u
      When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be u an me..

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      • #4
        omg ... lmebo

        Originally posted by wyo_rose
        Yeppers, I was singing it! But then I sing the ABC song when the cops stop me at a sobriety checkpoint!
        Inuk*



        "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
        A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
        A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
        Join my on my face book fan page:

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        • #5
          Good one!! My tears almost ran down my leg.

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          • #6
            lmebo ... ^ 5

            Originally posted by mountaindew
            Good one!! My tears almost ran down my leg.
            Inuk*



            "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
            A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
            A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
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            • #7
              Originally posted by nt_inuk
              "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
              (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
              Never take life too seriously!
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              Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!
              Have a lovely day!
              LMAO... i did sing it you silly girl... hehehe
              Always love your jokes they brighten my day, then i just share them all day with friends..

              ~~~ Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up. ~~~


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              • #8
                lmebo ... kooooooooool beans angel

                Originally posted by AngelFeather
                LMAO... i did sing it you silly girl... hehehe
                Always love your jokes they brighten my day, then i just share them all day with friends..
                Inuk*



                "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
                A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
                A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
                Join my on my face book fan page:

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