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    An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite sugar cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered enough strength to get out of bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom.

    With even greater effort, he forced his bony fingers to grab the handrail and he went down the stairs, one stumbling step at a time. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven.

    There, on the kitchen table, spread out in rows upon wax paper, were literally hundreds of his favorite sugar cookies. Was it heaven? Or, was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife of 60 years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he lunged toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture.

    His parched lips were slightly parted. The wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand, driven by one last gritty effort, shakingly made its way towards a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.

    "Stay out of those," she said, "They're for the funeral!"

  • #2
    Ha! ha!I I hope that ain't me!!
    "I'd rather be @ a POW-WOW!"


    • #3

      that's funny
      goooot one techno

      "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
      A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
      A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
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      • #4
        Great one TT! sounds like the kind of women I usually attract! j/k


        • #5
          Originally posted by colonah04
          Great one TT! sounds like the kind of women I usually attract! j/k
          What up C?? This couldn't happen to u !! u da man!!
          "I'd rather be @ a POW-WOW!"


          • #6
            Ohh dear hehe... good 1

            ~~~ Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up. ~~~


            • #7
              Sounds like something that would happen to me!!!! lol


              • #8
                sounds like something i would do...


                • #9
                  HAHAHAAA...IM with Mots on that one


                  If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving u
                  When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be u an me..


                  • #10

                    You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling
                    You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿?

                    ****Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it****


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