Tim Horton’s "Blonde"
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A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
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So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor-home!"
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The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."
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But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motor-home! I've won a motor-home!"
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Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motor-home because we didn't have that as a prize!"
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The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor-home!"
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And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads.
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(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS! I PROMISE!)
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"W I N A B A G E L"
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A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
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So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor-home!"
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The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."
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But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motor-home! I've won a motor-home!"
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Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motor-home because we didn't have that as a prize!"
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The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor-home!"
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And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads.
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(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS! I PROMISE!)
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"W I N A B A G E L"



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