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    Tim Horton’s "Blonde"

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    A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.

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    So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor-home!"

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    The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."

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    But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motor-home! I've won a motor-home!"

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    Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motor-home because we didn't have that as a prize!"

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    The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor-home!"

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    And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads.

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    (YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS! I PROMISE!)

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    rofl...
    Ohh geees.....

    ~~~ Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up. ~~~


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    • #3
      that was funny!


      (btw...i call tim hortons... tim HORNYTOADS!)

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      • #4
        Dude, that's crazy.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by middle of the sky
          that was funny!


          (btw...i call tim hortons... tim HORNYTOADS!)
          LMEBO
          LMEBO


          i'm a gonna tell my dad that, the next time we go south - it's his fav place to go ... lmebo
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