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    Subject: Homeless man

    A man was walking down the street when he was approached by a
    particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a
    couple of dollars for dinner.
    The man took out his wallet, extracted 10 dollars and asked, "If I give
    You this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"
    "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
    "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.
    "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can
    get just to stay alive."
    "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?"
    the man asked.
    "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20
    years!"
    "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead
    of food?" the man asked.
    "What disease would I get for 10 lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless
    man.
    "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,
    I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
    The homeless man was astounded.
    "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
    and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
    The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks
    like who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex."

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    LOL...Siiic:-D



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