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What Comes In Ur Mind
Submitted by School Master
A first grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked, "Raj what is your problem?"
Raj answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the
third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third grade too!"
Ms Brooks had enough. She took Raj to the principal's office.
While Raj waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would
give the boy a test and if he failed
to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade
and behave. She agreed.
Raj was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Raj: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Raj: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grade
should know.
The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Raj can go
to the third grade."
Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Raj both agree.
Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Raj, after a moment "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Raj: "Pockets."
Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Raj: "Pants"
Ms Brooks: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Raj: "Coconut"
Ms Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
sticky?" The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop
the answer, Harry was taking charge.
Raj: "Bubble gum"
Ms Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
and a dog does on three legs?" The principal's eyes open really wide and
before he could stop the answer...
Raj: "Shake hands".
Ms Brooks: "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"
Raj: "Yep".
Ms Brooks: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
up. I get wet before you do".
Raj: "Tent"
Ms Brooks: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first". The Principal was looking restless
and a bit tense.
Raj: "Wedding Ring"
Ms Brooks: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
blow me, you feel good".
Raj: "Nose"
Ms Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver".
Raj: "Arrow"
Ms Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
lot of heat and excitement?"
Raj: "Fire truck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send
Raj to university, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
What Comes In Ur Mind
Submitted by School Master
A first grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked, "Raj what is your problem?"
Raj answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the
third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third grade too!"
Ms Brooks had enough. She took Raj to the principal's office.
While Raj waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would
give the boy a test and if he failed
to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade
and behave. She agreed.
Raj was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Raj: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Raj: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grade
should know.
The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Raj can go
to the third grade."
Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Raj both agree.
Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Raj, after a moment "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Raj: "Pockets."
Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Raj: "Pants"
Ms Brooks: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Raj: "Coconut"
Ms Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
sticky?" The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop
the answer, Harry was taking charge.
Raj: "Bubble gum"
Ms Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
and a dog does on three legs?" The principal's eyes open really wide and
before he could stop the answer...
Raj: "Shake hands".
Ms Brooks: "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"
Raj: "Yep".
Ms Brooks: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
up. I get wet before you do".
Raj: "Tent"
Ms Brooks: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first". The Principal was looking restless
and a bit tense.
Raj: "Wedding Ring"
Ms Brooks: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
blow me, you feel good".
Raj: "Nose"
Ms Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver".
Raj: "Arrow"
Ms Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
lot of heat and excitement?"
Raj: "Fire truck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send
Raj to university, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
