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    Funny Stuff
    What Comes In Ur Mind

    Submitted by School Master



    A first grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her
    students. The teacher asked, "Raj what is your problem?"

    Raj answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the
    third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
    third grade too!"

    Ms Brooks had enough. She took Raj to the principal's office.

    While Raj waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
    principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would
    give the boy a test and if he failed
    to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade
    and behave. She agreed.

    Raj was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
    agreed to take the test.

    Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
    Raj: "9".

    Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
    Raj: "36".

    And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grade
    should know.
    The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Raj can go
    to the third grade."

    Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
    The principal and Raj both agree.

    Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
    Raj, after a moment "Legs."

    Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
    Raj: "Pockets."

    Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
    Raj: "Pants"

    Ms Brooks: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
    delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
    Raj: "Coconut"

    Ms Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
    sticky?" The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop
    the answer, Harry was taking charge.
    Raj: "Bubble gum"

    Ms Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
    and a dog does on three legs?" The principal's eyes open really wide and
    before he could stop the answer...
    Raj: "Shake hands".

    Ms Brooks: "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"
    Raj: "Yep".

    Ms Brooks: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
    up. I get wet before you do".
    Raj: "Tent"

    Ms Brooks: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
    The best man always has me first". The Principal was looking restless
    and a bit tense.
    Raj: "Wedding Ring"

    Ms Brooks: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
    blow me, you feel good".
    Raj: "Nose"

    Ms Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
    quiver".
    Raj: "Arrow"

    Ms Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
    lot of heat and excitement?"
    Raj: "Fire truck"

    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send
    Raj to university, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

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