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    Christian Pick-up Lines

    1) Nice bible

    2) I would like to pray with you

    3) You know Jesus, Me too

    4) God told me to come talk to you

    5) I know a church where we could go and talk

    6) How about a hug, sister?

    7) Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.

    8) Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug

    9) Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11

    10) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

    11) What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?

    12) I am here for you.

    13) The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the
    hungry", how about dinner?

    14) You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.

    15) You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?

    16) Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

    17) Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my
    heart and wait on hand and foot?

    18) Nice bracelet. Who would Jesus date? I, I, mean "What Would Jesus Do"

    19) Do you believe in Divine appointment?

    20) Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?

    21) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

    22) My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a
    really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus yeah that's his name.

    23) You know they say that you have never really dated, until you
    have dated a Christian.

    24) Yeah I predicted David over Goliath.

    25) What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.

    26) We have to hold hands when we pray so the circle won't be broken.

    27) God has used you to teach me what true love really is.

    28) Christians kiss before parting -- it's an old Jewish tradition.


    1. I didn't believe in predestination till I met you.

    2. I'll turn the other cheek for you, if you'll turn yours to me.

    3. When they designed those Precious Moment figurines, I'll bet you were the model.

    4. I have an extra dove pin. Want me to pin it on you?

    5. Love is patient and kind, you know. If you'll be patient, I'll be kind.

    6. Let's read the Bible together tonight. How about the (pant-pant) Song of Solomon?

    Man does not live by bread alone. So how about dinner and a movie?

    The Bible says we should greet bretheren with a kiss of love.(1Pet 5:24)

    "Greet one another with a holy kiss, and forbid not the use of tongues."

  • #2
    lol! scary thing is some of those have been used on me...
    "So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about their religion; respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long and its purpose in the service of your people. Prepare a noble death song for the day when you go over the great divide. Always give a word or a sign of salute when meeting or passing a friend, even a stranger, when in a lonely place. Show respect to all people and grovel to none.

    When you arise in the morning give thanks for the food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies only in yourself. Abuse no one and nothing, for abuse turns the wise ones to fools and robs the spirit of its vision. When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home."



    • #3
      Hey some of those would work on


      If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving u
      When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be u an me..


      • #4
        lol, hey, how 'bout some ndn pick-up lines?


        • #5
          Then, there's the ever popular 'wanna go forth and multiply' ?


          • #6
            What about: God and I know that you are beautiful!


            • #7
              "16) Is it a sin that you stole my heart?"

              ...I like that one^


              If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving u
              When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be u an me..


              • #8
                ok, how 'bout, "If I told you 'you have a nice bod' Would you hold it against me?"


                • #9
                  Originally posted by Usdigvhi
                  lol! scary thing is some of those have been used on me...

                  Some prolly worked too dude.


                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ~Brown Eyed Gurl~
                    Hey some of those would work on

                    I thought you said hello works on you. OMG dude.


                    • #11
                      LOL No, well the one that works on me everytime is:

                      "I like ur hair"


                      If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving u
                      When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be u an me..


                      • #12
                        "I like ur hair"

                        Why must I feel like that..why must I chase the cat?

                        "When I was young man I did some dumb things and the elders would talk to me. Sometimes I listened. Time went by and as I looked around...I was the elder".

                        Mr. Rossie Freeman


                        • #13
                          i like #10. but let's see how it plays out in a real conversation:

                          guy- did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

                          girl- *blushing*

                          guy- because your face is messed up!

                          girl- :(


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