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Christian Pickup Lines!!
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Christian Pick-up Lines
1) Nice bible
2) I would like to pray with you
3) You know Jesus, Me too
4) God told me to come talk to you
5) I know a church where we could go and talk
6) How about a hug, sister?
7) Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
8) Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug
9) Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11
10) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
11) What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
12) I am here for you.
13) The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the
hungry", how about dinner?
14) You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
15) You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
16) Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
17) Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my
heart and wait on hand and foot?
18) Nice bracelet. Who would Jesus date? I, I, mean "What Would Jesus Do"
19) Do you believe in Divine appointment?
20) Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
21) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
22) My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a
really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus yeah that's his name.
23) You know they say that you have never really dated, until you
have dated a Christian.
24) Yeah I predicted David over Goliath.
25) What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.
26) We have to hold hands when we pray so the circle won't be broken.
27) God has used you to teach me what true love really is.
28) Christians kiss before parting -- it's an old Jewish tradition.
Also:
1. I didn't believe in predestination till I met you.
2. I'll turn the other cheek for you, if you'll turn yours to me.
3. When they designed those Precious Moment figurines, I'll bet you were the model.
4. I have an extra dove pin. Want me to pin it on you?
5. Love is patient and kind, you know. If you'll be patient, I'll be kind.
6. Let's read the Bible together tonight. How about the (pant-pant) Song of Solomon?
Man does not live by bread alone. So how about dinner and a movie?
The Bible says we should greet bretheren with a kiss of love.(1Pet 5:24)
"Greet one another with a holy kiss, and forbid not the use of tongues."
Christian Pick-up Lines
1) Nice bible
2) I would like to pray with you
3) You know Jesus, Me too
4) God told me to come talk to you
5) I know a church where we could go and talk
6) How about a hug, sister?
7) Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
8) Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug
9) Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11
10) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
11) What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
12) I am here for you.
13) The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the
hungry", how about dinner?
14) You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
15) You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
16) Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
17) Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my
heart and wait on hand and foot?
18) Nice bracelet. Who would Jesus date? I, I, mean "What Would Jesus Do"
19) Do you believe in Divine appointment?
20) Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
21) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
22) My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a
really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus yeah that's his name.
23) You know they say that you have never really dated, until you
have dated a Christian.
24) Yeah I predicted David over Goliath.
25) What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.
26) We have to hold hands when we pray so the circle won't be broken.
27) God has used you to teach me what true love really is.
28) Christians kiss before parting -- it's an old Jewish tradition.
Also:
1. I didn't believe in predestination till I met you.
2. I'll turn the other cheek for you, if you'll turn yours to me.
3. When they designed those Precious Moment figurines, I'll bet you were the model.
4. I have an extra dove pin. Want me to pin it on you?
5. Love is patient and kind, you know. If you'll be patient, I'll be kind.
6. Let's read the Bible together tonight. How about the (pant-pant) Song of Solomon?
Man does not live by bread alone. So how about dinner and a movie?
The Bible says we should greet bretheren with a kiss of love.(1Pet 5:24)
"Greet one another with a holy kiss, and forbid not the use of tongues."
I'm thinking of getting my belly pierced for my Birth Day next month, and I have been getting lots of different advices.
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