A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new
Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him
$500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next...
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08-16-2006, 12:12 AM -
A drunk orders himself a beer
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty...02-10-2005, 11:03 AM -
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie...08-29-2015, 04:15 PM -
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows When the old man passes
gas and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes...03-22-2007, 09:36 AM -
I got this in my e-mail box today>
Great story....enjoy!
These don't come along too often..........
As I came out of the supermarket that...02-20-2008, 05:57 PM