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    Tiger and the Irishman...

    Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station.

    An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is... "Top o' the mornin to ye".

    As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.

    "So what are those things, lad?" asks the attendant.

    "They're called tees," replies Tiger.

    "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.

    "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.

    "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimes the Irish attendant."Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything..."
    Inuk*



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    *Kalilsha*
    If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving u
    When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be u an me..

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    • #3
      Goot one!


      Why must I feel like that..why must I chase the cat?


      "When I was young man I did some dumb things and the elders would talk to me. Sometimes I listened. Time went by and as I looked around...I was the elder".

      Mr. Rossie Freeman

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      • #4
        thats funny dudette

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        • #5
          Inuk that was tooooooo dang FUNNY!

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          • #6
            thanks


            Inuk*



            "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
            A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
            A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
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            • #7
              Good one dude.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by badmaninc
                Good one dude.
                right on dude
                Inuk*



                "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
                A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
                A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
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                • #9
                  that was a good one LOL

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