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  • Letter To America From Canada!

    *DISCLAIMER* This is meant to be a joke, and non offensive. I thought it was funny, but I am in no way anti-american. Thank you. *DISCLAIMER*

    On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

    I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

    I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you, doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

    I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse could be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

    I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it. It's Very Nice.

    I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we feel your pain.

    I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you want to have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

    And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

    Cheers
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  • #2
    nice.

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    • #3
      That to me was cute.

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      • #4
        *DISCLAIMER* This is meant to be a joke, and non offensive. I thought it was funny, but I am in no way anti-Caca-nadian. Thank you. *DISCLAIMER*

        All those Caca-nadians from Caca-nada are too funny, lol.

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        • #5
          WELL IF IT ISNT THE SH!T FLINGING MONKEY!



          KIDDING...DONT WASTE A GOOD TONGUE LASHING ON ME..LOL



          *Kalilsha*



          If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving u
          When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be u an me..

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ~Brown Eyed Gurl~
            WELL IF IT ISNT THE SH!T FLINGING MONKEY!



            KIDDING...DONT WASTE A GOOD TONGUE LASHING ON ME..LOL
            Wait a minute there, don't move while I just poop one out. Do not fret for I will fling not to sting, lol.

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            • #7
              lol..thats funny...sorry bout your yellow water..oops sorry beer...it is quite amusing to watch those american guys and gals come up here and get shyt faced on three beer!!!
              Watch your broken dreams...
              Dance in and out of the beams of a neon moon

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              • #8
                Originally posted by quicksilverwade
                *DISCLAIMER* This is meant to be a joke, and non offensive. I thought it was funny, but I am in no way anti-Caca-nadian. Thank you. *DISCLAIMER*

                All those Caca-nadians from Caca-nada are too funny, lol.
                *lmao*

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by chazziff
                  lol..thats funny...sorry bout your yellow water..oops sorry beer...it is quite amusing to watch those american guys and gals come up here and get shyt faced on three beer!!!

                  YUP...LOL



                  *Kalilsha*



                  If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving u
                  When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be u an me..

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by chazziff
                    lol..thats funny...sorry bout your yellow water..oops sorry beer...it is quite amusing to watch those american guys and gals come up here and get shyt faced on three beer!!!
                    Yesterday at Paddy O's, I had two black'n tans and you're right, I was Caca-nada faced, lol.
                    Last edited by quicksilverwade; 04-29-2005, 02:17 PM.

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                    • #11
                      UR SUPOSED TO FLING IT NOT SMEAR IT ON UR FACE...J/K




                      *Kalilsha*



                      If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving u
                      When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be u an me..

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ~Brown Eyed Gurl~
                        UR SUPOSED TO FLING IT NOT SMEAR IT ON UR FACE...J/K

                        That's what two black'n tans will do to me. Now let me run to the little boys room to undirty my face, lol.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by kitchemanitou
                          *DISCLAIMER* This is meant to be a joke, and non offensive. I thought it was funny, but I am in no way anti-american. Thank you. *DISCLAIMER*

                          On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

                          I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

                          I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you, doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

                          I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse could be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

                          I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it. It's Very Nice.

                          I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we feel your pain.

                          I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you want to have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

                          And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

                          Cheers
                          Last edited by middle of the sky; 04-30-2005, 04:46 PM.

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