WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee..
Her son is on the cover of the Wheatie's box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl
And her husband is on the back of the milk...
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02-28-2006, 04:07 PM -
You have choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'...09-15-2009, 02:55 PM -
Marriage (Part I)
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,
he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't
expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the...01-15-2007, 02:38 PM -
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
TRADITIONAL INDIAN: Those chiggens weren't traditional because they were supposed to be on it - not crossing it!
INDIAN GRANDPA: I think it was runnin' away from rezidential school.
URBAN INDIAN: That chicken crossed...01-26-2004, 03:59 PM -
>Corporate Lesson #1
>A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
>shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a
>towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,
>the next door neighbor....02-10-2005, 08:21 PM