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    I could not add the pictures that go with this over here. If you want to you can click on the links, OR you can go to INTRODUCTIONS and look at the "DOGS" thread, it is the same thing, but with pictures. I wonder why you can't insert photos here?
    Last edited by ~pathwalker~; 05-25-2005, 03:43 PM.
    90% Angel
    10% Lil Devil


    But I've been told it's the other way around!

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    "How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?"

    Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?


    Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.


    Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.


    Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!


    Rottweiler: Make me!


    Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.


    Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
    Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!!



    German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.


    Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.


    Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!


    Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


    Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....


    Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?


    Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...


    Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.



    ___________________________________


    A CAT:"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"




    All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff.
    Last edited by ~pathwalker~; 05-25-2005, 09:27 AM.
    90% Angel
    10% Lil Devil


    But I've been told it's the other way around!

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    • #3
      thats so true... you got the dogs personalities too eh

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      • #4
        I LUV it!!

        *Forwarding to my dog lovin' friends in a weird kinda way*
        ...it is what it is...

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