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  • Nympho Convention

    A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.
    As he settled in he glanced up and saw
    the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.
    He soon realized that she was heading straight toward his seat.
    As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
    Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
    "Business trip or pleasure?"

    She turned, smiled and said, "Business, I'm going to the
    Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."

    He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman
    he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going
    to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
    Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
    "What's your business role at the convention?"

    Lecture," she responded. "I am the lead lecturer!
    where I use information that I have learned
    from! my own personal experiences to debunk
    some of th! e popular myths about sexuality.

    " "Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?"

    "Well, she explained, "one popular myth is that
    African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men,
    when in fact it is the Native American Indian
    who is most likely to possess that trait.

    Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers,
    when actually it is the men of Jewish descent that are the best.

    I have also discovered that the lover with the absolutely
    best stamina is the Southern Redneck.."

    Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
    "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing
    all this with you I don't even know your name."

    "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein,
    but my friends call me Bubba."

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