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    n Brand New Edition of

    "You know you're a redneck when........"

    1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

    2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly =
    swatter.

    3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

    4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

    5. You think the "Nutcracker" is something you do off the high =
    dive.

    6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

    7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they =
    don't want
    it.

    8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

    9. You come back from the dump with more than you took

    10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

    11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

    12.. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

    13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

    14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

    15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

    16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

    17. You have a rag for a gas cap.

    18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

    19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so =
    clean.

    20. You can spit without opening your mouth.

    21. You consider your license plate personalized because your =
    father made
    it.

    22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

    23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool =
    Whip" on
    the side.

    24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.

    25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

    26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

    27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of
    improvements.

    28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

    29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury =
    duty.

    30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

    And last, but not least...

    31. Somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth, =
    so you
    take them out to see what it is!
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  • #2
    Man, you got me rollin'!!!
    "Riches from the heart can not be stolen."

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    • #3
      I R EDUKATED

      "I cannot think that we are useless or God would not have created us.
      There is one God looking down on us all. We are all the children of one God. The sun,
      the darkness, the winds are all listening to what we have to say." **Geronimo







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      • #4
        Rednecks boooooooy!
        blah blah blah....

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        • #5
          ...it is what it is...

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          • #6
            ha ha beary beary phunnie dedgum rednkz

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            • #7
              SHAKE IT!!!!

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              • #8
                Redneck Special Forces

                The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite
                fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

                These North Carolina, Kentucky West Virginia, Louisiana, Mississippi,
                Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys
                will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts
                about the Islamic Terrorists:

                1. The season opened today.
                2. There is no limit.
                3. They taste just like chicken.
                4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
                5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

                This mess in Iraq should be over in about a week.


                "I cannot think that we are useless or God would not have created us.
                There is one God looking down on us all. We are all the children of one God. The sun,
                the darkness, the winds are all listening to what we have to say." **Geronimo







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                • #9
                  "Riches from the heart can not be stolen."

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                  • #10
                    Red necks, red necks and more red necks

                    Wait a second...are we talking about greezeeee ndn rednecks or white red necks....Well damn I dunno whose worse.....*lamo**
                    blah blah blah....

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                    • #11
                      90% Angel
                      10% Lil Devil


                      But I've been told it's the other way around!

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