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  • A Scottish old timer, in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man:

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    Old Man: "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo.."

    Then the old man gestured at the bar.


    "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."

    Then the old man points out the window.
    "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back.
    I nailed it board by board. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."

    Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention. "But ya f
    *k one goat . . . "
    Inuk*



    "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
    A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
    A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
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    *Kalilsha*



    If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving u
    When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be u an me..

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    • #3
      hahahaha thats funny I thought our men were more prone to doing sheep?lol Maybe thats why i have yet to see a goat in scotland.lol. Youd think after 3 trips through the highlands Id have atleast seen one!

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      • #4
        lol that's too funny... 'specially since I am a McGregor... gotta love them Scotsmen from waaaaaaaaay back...
        "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

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        • #5
          heh heh ...


          Inuk*



          "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
          A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
          A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
          Join my on my face book fan page:

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