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    You buy a new recliner and the springs are broken in a month.


    C'mon I know you guys can add to this one!

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    you*re a really good joke teller give us some more of your jokes pls

    Hm looking what*s coming up to me

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      When your making love and the sweat between your stomaches make suction noises!

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        When neither of you has the gumption to get off the couch and drive to McDonalds so you eat buttered pop-tarts.
        A tater tot is worth a thousand fries.

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          When three kids and their dog stand in her shade on a hot day.
          If someone is rushing you in an unreasonable manner tell them they can have it right, or they can have it now, but they can't have it right now.

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            they lay on the waterbed on you're thrown off. (POP)

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            • #7
              ...the family goes to Mighty Taco for dinner and one spouse orders a "Mighty Pack", turns and looks at the rest of the family and says "what do you guys want?" !!!
              Last edited by La + * Mom; 08-15-2005, 05:26 PM.
              "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss

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