to brighten your day

[nt_inuk]

A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
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Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
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The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."
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* The husband said, "what did he say about your 56 year old a$$?"
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"I dunno, your name never came up" she replied.

[*Brown Eyed Gurl*]

[Mrs.Renegade]

Good one!! I've got one of those. My old man and I were having a disagreement once and he called me a witch so I called him an a**hole. So he said I guess that makes you a witch with an a**hole. We laughed so hard we can't remember what the disagreement was.

[nt_inuk]

lmebo ... ^5 grl fren

Good one!! I've got one of those. My old man and I were having a disagreement once and he called me a witch so I called him an a**hole. So he said I guess that makes you a witch with an a**hole. We laughed so hard we can't remember what the disagreement was.

[badmaninc]

Dude, that's cold.

[little bird]

[Singing Otter]

LOLOL woooooooooooooooooow.

[nt_inuk]

lmebo

[flyingsquirrel]

I can relate.

[nt_inuk]