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>>>>Subject: Smart woman
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>>>> The Silent Treatment
>>>>
>>>>A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
>>>>giving each
>>>>other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
>>>>next day,
>>>>he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
>>>>morning business flight.
>>>>
>>>>Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he
>>>>wrote on a piece of paper,
>>>>"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would
>>>>find it.
>>>>The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00
>>>>AM
>>>>and he had missed his flight.
>>>>
>>>>Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened
>>>>him, when he
>>>>noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00
>>>>AM. Wake up."
>>>>
>>>>Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
>>>>
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>>>>
>>>>MARRIAGE SEMINAR
>>>>
>>>>While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
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>>>>Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
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>>>>"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes
>>>>and dislikes."
>>>>
>>>>He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
>>>>
>>>>Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered,
>>>>"It's Pillsbury, isn't it?"
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>>>>
>>>>
>>>>WIFE VS.
>>>>HUSBAND
>>>>
>>>>A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying
>>>>a word.
>>>>
>>>>An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and
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>>>>neither of them wanted to concede their position.
>>>>
>>>>As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
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>>>>the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
>>>>
>>>>"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
>>>>
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>>>>
>>>>W O R D S
>>>>
>>>>A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women
>>>>use a day...
>>>>
>>>>30,000 to a man's 15,000.
>>>>
>>>>The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
>>>>everything to men...
>>>>
>>>>The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
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>>>>
>>>> CREATION
>>>> A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so
>>>>stupid and so beautiful
>>>> all at the same time.
>>>>
>>>> "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
>>>>
>>>> God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
>>>> God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>WHO DOES WHAT
>>>>A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew
>>>>the coffee each morning.
>>>>
>>>>The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and
>>>>then we don't have to wait as long
>>>>to get our coffee."
>>>>
>>>>The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here, and
>>>>you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait
>>>>for my coffee."
>>>>
>>>>Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the
>>>>Bible that the man should do the coffee."
>>>>
>>>>Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
>>>>
>>>>So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
>>>>
>>>>and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
>>>>says.........."HEBREWS"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>God may have created man before woman,
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
>>>>
>>>>SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK
>>>>CAN HANDLE IT !
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