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You know you're living in 2005 when:
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that theydon't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work and you still answer the phone in abusinesslike manner.
7. You make phone calls from home and you accidentally dial "9" to get anoutside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three differentcompanies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see ifanyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of thescreen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have thefirst 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and youturn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward thismessage.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on thislist.
NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends- youknow you want to!
GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY.
GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.
LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC.
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that theydon't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work and you still answer the phone in abusinesslike manner.
7. You make phone calls from home and you accidentally dial "9" to get anoutside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three differentcompanies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see ifanyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of thescreen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have thefirst 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and youturn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward thismessage.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on thislist.
NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends- youknow you want to!
GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY.
GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.
LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC.
Not me....
Those were great! Definately passing them on!
"Riches from the heart can not be stolen."
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