The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

[little bird]

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago
2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer
3. Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
4. Good: Your son studies alot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hiden there
Ugly: Your in them
5. Good: Your hubbie & you agree on no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them
6. Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you
7. Good: You give the "birds & bees" talk to your daughter
Bad: She keep interrupting
Ugly: With corrections
8. Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing fatigues & carrying a shotgun
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
9. Good: Your son is dating someone new
Bad: It's another man
Ugly: He's your best friend
10. Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do