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    TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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    Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges
    The local hero is a pot-smoking snowboarder
    The local wine doesn't taste like malt vinegar
    Your $400,000 Vancouver home is 5 hours from downtown
    A university with a nude beach
    You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations
    If a cop pulls you over, just offer them some of your hash
    There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on
    Cannabis
    TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
    Big Rock
    Preston Manning
    Tax is 7 percent instead of approx. 200 percent
    The Premier is a fat, wife-beating alcoholic with a grade 4 education
    Flames vs. Oilers
    Stamps vs. Eskies
    You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of
    Eventually, it will be your town's turn to ban VLT's (Video Lottery Terminals)
    The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups
    You can attempt to murder your rich oil tycoon husband and get away with it
    TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
    You never run out of wheat
    Those cool Saskatchewan Wheat Pool hats
    Cruise control takes on a whole new meaning
    Your province is really easy to draw
    You never have to worry about roll-back if you have a standard
    It takes you two weeks to walk to your neighbor's house
    YOUR Roughriders survived
    You can watch the dog run away from home for hours
    People will assume you live on a farm
    Buying a huge John Deere mower makes sense
    TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
    You wake up one morning to find you suddenly have beachfront property
    Amusing town names like "Flin Flon" and "Winnipeg"
    All your local bands make it big and move to Toronto
    The only province to ever violently rebel against the federal government
    Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes
    Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter
    You don't need a car, just take the canoe to work
    You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood
    Because of your license plate, you are still "friendly" even when you cut someone off
    Pass the time watching trucks and barns float by
    TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
    You live in the center of the universe
    Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump
    You and you alone decide who will win the federal election
    There's no such thing as an Ontario Seperatist
    Your grandparents sold booze to the States during Prohibition
    Lots of tourists come to Toronto because they mistakenly believe it's a cool city
    The only province with hard-core American-style crime
    MuchMusic's Speaker's Corner - rant and rave on national TV for a dollar
    Baseball fans park on your front lawn and pee on the side of your house
    Mike Harris: basically a sober Ralph Klein
    TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
    Everybody assumes you're an asshole
    Racism is socially acceptable
    The only province to ever kidnap federal politicians
    You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbor will move out next
    Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada
    The FLQ
    Your hockey team is made up entirely of dirty French guys
    The province with the oldest, nastiest hookers
    NON-smokers are the outcasts
    You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *******s"
    TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
    You are sandwiched between French assholes and drunken celtic fiddlers
    One way or another, the government gets 98 percent of your income
    You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies
    When listing the provinces, everyone forgets to mention yours
    The economy is based on fish, cows, and ferrying Ontario motorists to Boston
    No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
    You have French people, but they don't want to kill you
    Everybody has a Grandfather who runs a lighthouse
    Just as charming as Maine, but with more unemployed fishermen
    You probably live in a small seaside cottage with no television
    TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
    The only place in North America to get bombed in WW1 ... by a moron who set a munitions ship on fire
    Your province is shaped like male genitalia
    Everyone is a fiddle player
    If someone asks if you're a Newfie, you are allowed to kick their ***
    The local hero is an insane, fiddle playing, sexual pervert
    The province that produced Rita MacNeil, the world's largest land mammal
    You are the reason Anne Murray makes money
    You can pretend you have Scottish heritage as an excuse to wear a kilt
    The economy is based on fish, lobster, and fiddle music
    Even though it smells like dead sea animals, Halifax is considered Canada's most beautiful city
    TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE ON PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
    Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big-*** bridge
    You can walk across the province in half an hour
    You were probably once an extra on "Road to Avonlea"
    This is where all those tiny red potatoes come from
    The economy is based on fish, potatoes, and CBC TV shows
    Tourists arrive, see the "Anne of Green Gables" house, then promptly leave
    You can drive across the the province in two minutes
    It doesn't matter to you if Quebec separates
    You don't share a border with the Americans, or with anyone for that matter
    You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night
    TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
    The poorest, stupidest, drunkest province in Confederation
    If Quebec Seperates, you will float off to sea
    In the rare case when someone moves to the Rock, you can make them kiss a dead cod
    The economy is based on fish, seafood, and fish-related products
    If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse
    You understand the meaning of Great Big Sea's lyrics
    The work day is about two hours long
    You are credited with many great inventions, like the solar-powered flashlight and the screen door for submarines
    If someone asks if you're from Nova Scotia, you are allowed to kick their ***
    It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders on your wedding day

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      Dude, that's just crazy. You coulda put in that if your a drug dealer in Vancouver you get to go look at a world reknowned park and then dropped off and beat up.

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