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    A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid
    to cook and do the housework. They hired a lovely
    lass for the job.

    She worked out fine, was a good cook, was polite,
    and kept the house neat. One day, after about six
    months, she came in and said she would have to quite.

    "But why?" asked the disappointed wife.

    She hemmed and hawed and said she didn't want
    to say, but the wife was persistent, so finally she said,
    "Well on my day off a couple of months ago I met this
    good-looking fellow from over in the next county, and
    well, I'm pregnant."

    The wife said, "Look, we don't want to lose you. My
    husband and I don't have children, and we'll adopt
    your baby if you will stay."

    She talked to her husband; he agreed, and the maid
    said she would stay. The baby came, they adopted it,
    and all went well.

    After several months though, the maid came in again
    and said that she would have to quit. The wife questioned
    her, found out that she was pregnant again, talked to her
    husband, and offered to adopt the baby if she would stay.
    She agreed, had the baby, they adopted it, and life went
    on as usual.

    In a few months, however, she again said she would
    have to leave. Same thing. She was pregnant. They made
    the same offer, she agreed, and they adopted the third
    baby. She worked for a week or two, but then said, "I am
    definitely leaving this time."

    "Don't tell me you're pregnant again?" asked the lady of
    the house.

    "No," she said, "I just can't handle all these damned kids."
    90% Angel
    10% Lil Devil

    But I've been told it's the other way around!

  • #2
    how funny! lol
    Elaine Roy


    • #3
      "Riches from the heart can not be stolen."


      • #4
        I Got The Shakes That'll Make You Quake....
        I Got The Fries That'll Cross Yo Eyes....
        I Got The Burgers That'll........................................... ......
        .......I Just Got Burgers!


        • #5
          too funny!
          Never Hurt The Heart That Luvs You


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