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    Female Comebacks!

    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter.

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized

    Man: Your body is like a temple.
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?

    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

    SHAKE IT!!!!

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    • #3
      LOL, hehehehehehe, thats funny.
      Elaine Roy


      • #4

        that is way too funny!!!!!!!!
        Never Hurt The Heart That Luvs You


        • #5
          way to funny!


          • #6
            Hi MOTS! you missed one: "Wanna go out tonight" "Yes, but not with YOU!"


            • #7
              Woman: You wanna get something to drink?
              Man: Yes I do!
              Woman: Go right ahead!
              Mr Oakley was here

              see my powwow videos here...


              • #8
                So, uhhh.... What're you saying? Like, you don't wanna go out with me?
                A tater tot is worth a thousand fries.


                • #9
                  Those are really good!
                  "Riches from the heart can not be stolen."


                  • #10
                    too funny! LOL
                    I Got The Shakes That'll Make You Quake....
                    I Got The Fries That'll Cross Yo Eyes....
                    I Got The Burgers That'll........................................... ......
                    .......I Just Got Burgers!


                    • #11
                      "Buy me another drink, because your still ugly"
                      Never Hurt The Heart That Luvs You


                      • #12
                        Hmm, the last time some guy asked me "what's your sign?", I held up my middle finger and asked him of he could read it.

                        I was much younger then.

                        Now I hold up my first 3 fingers and tell them to read between the lines. Amazing how many illiterate people are out there.


                        • #13
                          Never had a line used on me. Any line woulda prolly worked too.


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