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    A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the

    TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

    She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished

    it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."


    This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.


    When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."


    "That's it!" She blows her top, "You bassstard! You waltz in here,flop

    your fat azz down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run

    around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash

    and iron all day long?

    The husband sighed. "Shyt, it's started."
    don't you be wastin' all your money
    on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





    Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

  • #2
    Yup!!!
    A tater tot is worth a thousand fries.

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    • #3
      Dang, Ginger, when were you at my house?!?

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      • #4
        friday!!!!
        don't you be wastin' all your money
        on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





        Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

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        • #5
          lmebo ... ^5 grl fren


          Inuk*



          "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
          A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
          A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
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          • #6
            Good one! Showed it to my hubby!
            "Riches from the heart can not be stolen."

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            • #7
              Thanks everyone, yep I remember thoes days
              don't you be wastin' all your money
              on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





              Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

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              • #8
                that was alright!

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                • #9
                  crazy

                  lol
                  I Got The Shakes That'll Make You Quake....
                  I Got The Fries That'll Cross Yo Eyes....
                  I Got The Burgers That'll........................................... ......
                  .......I Just Got Burgers!

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                  • #10
                    Oooohhh, that's funny!

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                    • #11
                      That is funny!
                      We will be known forever by the tracks we leave..Dakota leader.

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