A young man moved into a new apartment of his own, and went to the lobby to
put his name on his mailbox.
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While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
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The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
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As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
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The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
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put his name on his mailbox.
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While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
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The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
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As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
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The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
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After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,? "Let's go to my
apartment, I hear someone coming."
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He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against
it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him,
"What would you say is my best feature?"
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Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."
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Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears?? Look at these breasts;
they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and
solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the
best part of my body is my ears?"
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Clearing his throat, he stammered .... "Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming.... that was me."
apartment, I hear someone coming."
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He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against
it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him,
"What would you say is my best feature?"
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Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."
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Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears?? Look at these breasts;
they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and
solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the
best part of my body is my ears?"
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Clearing his throat, he stammered .... "Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming.... that was me."
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