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    A young man moved into a new apartment of his own, and went to the lobby to
    put his name on his mailbox.

    ************************************
    While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
    ************************************
    The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
    ************************************
    As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
    ************************************
    The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
    ************************************
    After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,? "Let's go to my
    apartment, I hear someone coming."
    ************************************
    He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against
    it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him,
    "What would you say is my best feature?"
    ************************************
    Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."
    ************************************
    Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears?? Look at these breasts;
    they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and
    solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the
    best part of my body is my ears?"
    ************************************
    Clearing his throat, he stammered .... "Outside, when you said you heard
    someone coming.... that was me."

    Inuk*



    "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
    A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
    A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
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    "In the depths of a mind insane
    Fantasy and reality are the same"
    - SLAYER

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    • #3
      hahaha
      SHAKE IT!!!!

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      • #4
        nt...you're bad! Goot one.


        Why must I feel like that..why must I chase the cat?


        "When I was young man I did some dumb things and the elders would talk to me. Sometimes I listened. Time went by and as I looked around...I was the elder".

        Mr. Rossie Freeman

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        • #5
          oooooooomg

          Originally posted by Joe's Dad
          nt...you're bad! Goot one.
          Inuk*



          "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
          A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
          A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
          Join my on my face book fan page:

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          • #6
            Dude, I notice when the winter starts to set in up there your jokes get more and more twisted. So way to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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            • #7
              duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

              Originally posted by badmaninc
              Dude, I notice when the winter starts to set in up there your jokes get more and more twisted. So way to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
              well, what can i say ...
              Inuk*



              "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
              A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
              A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
              Join my on my face book fan page:

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