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  • Indian Poll...............................

    1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan (or a cassette case for an instant ice scraper in the winter..........)
    (5 points)

    2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the agency/reservation "headquarters"........
    (10 points)

    3. You had a kookum (granny) in your neighborhood.
    (5 + 5 extra points if you are in Kookum's house )

    4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt!
    (3 points for each)

    5. If you have ever had to walk to school, to the school bus stop, or walked home from school (or hitch hiked! ayyyyy)
    (2 points)

    6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath (or shampoo for dish soap!)
    (5 points)


    7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired
    of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.
    (5 points)

    8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go seek,
    freeze, tag, Momma may I? or red light/green light, "catch the agency dog!" (aayyye...)
    (2 points each)

    9. If your neighborhood had a special place for the council guys to park...........
    (2 points is they had valet service............aaaaaaayyyyyy....... )

    10. If you prefer to eat "bannock and dry meat" over a Wendy's "Big N' Tasty"..........
    (5 points extra if you had "SPAM" n' frybread..........))

    11. If you've ever run from the police on foot.
    (5 points + 5 if you got away)

    12. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove.
    (5 points + 15 if you still do it)

    13. The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece of duct
    tape (or used duct tape to remove unwanted hair! you know who I'm talkin' 'bout!)
    (5 points)

    14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances: Brute, Hai
    Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie,
    or Faberge. (or add your own special brand.........)
    (1 point each)

    15. You've ever used "pediculosis" shampoo! (bugs.................)
    (5 points) eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

    16. You've never been to the dentist (or waited in line for more than 2 hours.........)
    (15 points)

    17. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said
    twice: dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man,Kay-Kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray,
    nay-nay, tee-tee etc. (or ends in "Y"..... Chubby, Cubby, Gibby.........he he he!)
    (10 points)

    18. You have ever paged yourself for any reason, or forgot your own home phone number.........
    (3 points)

    19. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house, or moccasin rubbers!
    (2 points)

    20. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense , or add the letter(s) "S/ES" to the end of words for no good reason: eg. pants/ES!
    (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.) (5 points)

    21. You use 'n'em to describe a certain group of people
    ( for example Craig'n'em or Momma 'n'em). (5 points)

    22. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat, or have more than one used car in your front yard.................
    (5 points)

    23. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it.
    (10 points) eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

    24. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair, or had to really braid your hair really fast after you mess them up and company is standing out side the front door! or braided your hair real fast right before grand entry!..............
    (10 points)

    25. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate, and your fridge is filled with plates of food in Tupperware/empty Dream Whip plastic containers from all the feasts you've been to........
    (2 points)

    26. You can't see your toes over your tummy, or your beaded belt buckle looks like a license plate...................you know who you are......................
    (5 points)

    27. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words.
    (10 points)

    28. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and
    a pair of Jordan's.
    (15 points)

    29. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (or you have a specially installed "teenager's line" in your house..................)
    (10 points) he he he ha ha he he *snort*...........

    30. You think Elvis is still alive, or you think Geronimo started the Office of Homeland Security.....................
    (20 points)

    31. If you are going to have to use a calculator to add your points, or send it to the finance office for them to do the official calculation and have them tabulated and submitted at the next budget sub-committee meeting..............................
    (25 points)

    -- Now the totals...
    0 - 50 points - I guess you were raised in town.....................
    51 - 75 points - spent some time on the rez......................
    76 - 150 points - Genuine reservation .................... yup.................
    150 points or more - Still there, huh?

    So, how rezzed out are you?.........................................
    Last edited by beading_4_ndnz; 12-08-2005, 03:16 PM. Reason: forgot.............

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