Subject: Homeless man
A man was walking down the street when he was approached by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a
couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted 10 dollars and asked, "If I give...
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02-19-2005, 10:56 PM -
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways...03-29-2005, 10:11 PM -
What is a blond man standing between two dark-haired?
A gap in education ;-)02-22-2006, 02:37 AM -
This is a true story. Honest!
While lurking about my favorite book store a few weeks ago, I overheard this conversation between the book store owner and his friend:
"Oh look! There's Dean's GIANT SIZE MAN THING!
You have that GIANT SIZE MAN THING out every...05-11-2010, 05:09 PM -
Female Comebacks!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours,...09-22-2005, 04:33 PM