valentine's day prayers

[browneyedgirl0628]

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
Amen.

[Turquoisepony]

DANG!!! These were FUNNEEEEEE!!

[Bent-twig-Mackenzie]

TEE-HEE!!! Man that COOL!!!

[Joe G]

and maybe owns (or has access to) some primo Deer hunting property!

[nt_inuk]

lmebo ... ^5 grl

[NaTiVe6]

haha..

[andre]

and maybe owns (or has access to) some primo Deer hunting property!

If that land is behind her multi-trillionaire parents' never-used vacation home in the mountains of Kentucky even better!


P.S. I'd like her to drive a really big truck too (so I can haul my boat).