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    How Do you Pee at a pow wow?!

    How Different indian Personalities Cope in the restroom

    Excitable indian
    Shorts half twisted around and ripped; obviously can't find the hole

    Sociable indian
    Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not

    Cross-eyed indian
    Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed

    Timid indian
    Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later

    Indifferent indian
    If all urinals are being used, pisses in sink

    Clever indian
    No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor

    Worried indian
    Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection

    Frivolous indian
    Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit other urinals

    Absent Minded indan
    Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants

    Childish indian
    Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble

    Tough indian
    Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it

    Patient indian
    Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry,
    reads with other hand

    Efficient indian
    Waits until he has to crap, then does both

    Drunk indian
    Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants

    Disgruntled indian
    Stands for a while, gives up, walks away

    Conceited indian
    Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat

    Desperate indian
    Waits in long line with teeth floating; ultimately pisses in pants

    Sneaky indian
    Farts silently while pissing; acts very innocent

    When my heart can beat no more
    i hope i die for a principle
    or a belief that i have lived for
    i will die before my time
    because i already feel the shadows depth
    So musch i wanted to accomplish before
    i reached my death
    i have come to grips with the possibilty
    and wiped the last tears from eyes
    i loved all who were positive in the event
    of my demise - Tupac 1992

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    Great Love and Great Achievments Involve Great Risk


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      hehehehehe-thats funny
      Elaine Roy


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