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    In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman
    wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped
    and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was
    too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
    ***
    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
    reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would
    give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
    ***
    So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
    unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the
    step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
    ***
    With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a
    little more and again was unable to take the step.

    ***
    About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
    ***
    She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
    "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
    ***
    The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
    with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

    Inuk*



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  • #2
    that was good
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    • #3
      lmebo


      Inuk*



      "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
      A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
      A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
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      • #4
        It had to be a texan and not a big ndn dude.

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        • #5
          lmebo - dude

          Originally posted by badmaninc
          It had to be a texan and not a big ndn dude.
          Inuk*



          "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
          A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
          A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
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          • #6
            Oh...snap that was a good 1.lol...
            TX ta Cali...

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            • #7
              lmebo

              Originally posted by ak_from_dine_nation
              Oh...snap that was a good 1.lol...
              Inuk*



              "A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
              A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
              A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
              Join my on my face book fan page:

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