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    Involuntary Muscular Contractions

    A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to
    his first year medical students.


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    Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor
    decided to lighten the mood slightly.
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    He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said,
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    "Do you know what you’re a**hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
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    She replied, "He's probably golfing with his friends."
    Inuk*



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    Funny! you could put that in the blonde section.
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      Dude, you're nuts

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        lmebo - dude

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