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What is a blond man standing between two dark-haired?
A gap in education ;-)
A gap in education ;-)
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways...03-29-2005, 10:11 PM -
Subject: Homeless man
A man was walking down the street when he was approached by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a
couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted 10 dollars and asked, "If I give...02-19-2005, 10:56 PM -
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This is a true story. Honest!
While lurking about my favorite book store a few weeks ago, I overheard this conversation between the book store owner and his friend:
"Oh look! There's Dean's GIANT SIZE MAN THING!
You have that GIANT SIZE MAN THING out every...05-11-2010, 05:09 PM -
A policeman stopped a man who was walking with an alligator and ordered him to take it to the zoo at once.
The next day the policeman saw the same man, still with the alligator.
The policeman approached the man an said to him in a very angry voice "I told you yesterday to take your...02-11-2004, 03:27 PM