WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton....
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05-18-2005, 12:45 PM -
>The Silent Treatment
>A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
>other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
>he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight....02-14-2006, 01:05 AM -
You have choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'...09-15-2009, 02:55 PM -
Joke of the Day
Because of the shortage of jobs in the town, a boy applied for work on a farm.
The foreman told him to milk a cow, equipping him with a stool and bucket.
An hour later the boy returned dirty and sweaty, bucket in one hand and broken stool in the...04-25-2005, 09:01 PM -
Marriage (Part I)
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,
he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't
expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the...01-15-2007, 02:38 PM