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An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were
> > > doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
> > >
> > > They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,
> > > "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage
> > > one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
> > >
> > > The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again!
> > > If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off too."
> > >
> > > The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna
> > > again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
> > >
> > > The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box,
> > > saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
> > >
> > > The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and
> > > jumped, too.
> > >
> > > The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna
> > > and jumped to his death as well.
> > >
> > > At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She
> > > said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef
> > > and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
> > >
> > > The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have
> > > given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos
> > > so much."
> > >
> > > Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The
> > > blonde's wife said, Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
> > > doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
> > >
> > > They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,
> > > "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage
> > > one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
> > >
> > > The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again!
> > > If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off too."
> > >
> > > The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna
> > > again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
> > >
> > > The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box,
> > > saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
> > >
> > > The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and
> > > jumped, too.
> > >
> > > The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna
> > > and jumped to his death as well.
> > >
> > > At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She
> > > said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef
> > > and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
> > >
> > > The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have
> > > given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos
> > > so much."
> > >
> > > Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The
> > > blonde's wife said, Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
"Riches from the heart can not be stolen."
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