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    An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were
    > > > doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
    > > >
    > > > They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,
    > > > "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage
    > > > one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
    > > >
    > > > The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again!
    > > > If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off too."
    > > >
    > > > The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna
    > > > again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
    > > >
    > > > The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box,
    > > > saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
    > > >
    > > > The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and
    > > > jumped, too.
    > > >
    > > > The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna
    > > > and jumped to his death as well.
    > > >
    > > > At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She
    > > > said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef
    > > > and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
    > > >
    > > > The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have
    > > > given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos
    > > > so much."
    > > >
    > > > Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The
    > > > blonde's wife said, Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."

  • #2
    too good .. lol
    Watch your broken dreams...
    Dance in and out of the beams of a neon moon

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    • #3
      Dude, that's so bad.

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      • #4
        cute
        don't you be wastin' all your money
        on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





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            • #7
              "Riches from the heart can not be stolen."

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              • #8
                well if we are going to do blond guy jokes
                my favorite

                Why do blond girls have bruised belly buttons?

                Blond guys are dumb too.

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                • #9
                  Roflmao!

                  Originally posted by seaotter
                  well if we are going to do blond guy jokes
                  my favorite

                  Why do blond girls have bruised belly buttons?

                  Blond guys are dumb too.

                  derrrrrr...I had to think about that one for a split second! LOL

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by sunkato
                    derrrrrr...I had to think about that one for a split second! LOL
                    I had to think about it longer

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